Monday, 29 February 2016
Wednesday, 17 February 2016
Saturday, 6 February 2016
Fact of the day from popular comedian Alibaba....
There's this quote that has been going round this week on social media on how to treat your woman. Probably because Valentine is around the corner. Am sure most of you would have come it. Below is the quote:
And below is Alibaba's response to the quote:
Guess not all wive's are the same. Some of these things here will rock the boat of some, others might not need you to do any of these, especially if you are miles apart from each other... Don't get me wrong, what I am trying to say is that each woman is different. Forget all that talk of all women are the same. I know a lady who will prefer a brand new iPhone 6s to a bouquet of 50 Rose flowers of the same amount. Why? The roses at good o! But it will last just a week. Memories my foot. A practical babe will opt for the longer lasting phone. Some of us like following the bandwagon. Even when we know it doesn't enhance, cultivate or even define how we feel. Check this out, a particular lady loves cooking and flowers. And she was being chased by 2 guys. One sent her a bouquet of 52 white roses in her office and another 52 red ones to her house. She was over the moon. She got on the phone with the guy who sent the flowers and was on the phone with him for 1 hour 36 minutes. And fell asleep on the call. She got up at 12 midnight and washed her face and changed into her nightie. She saw that the other guy had called her 6 times while she was on the phone. She made a mental note to call him in the morning. When she went down to make breakfast. She saw a new freezer, double door fridge and a state of the art cooker/oven in her kitchen. With a note, "I know how you love cooking, I love you more"... Our flower sending Romeo still doesn't know what he did wrong. Understand your woman and let her likes and dislikes define what you do to please her. Not all lady like being kissed behind the ears and neck. So if you just transfer the cloud 9 essentials of KEMI to NGOZI, you don dive rock be that. Paying for her and her friends to go have dinner may mean more to her than a candle lit dinner for just two of you. Depends. Doesn't make her love you any less. Building a 5m house for her mum in the village may mean the world to her than getting her a Range Rover Sport... I bet you get my drift. The value of what you do for your wife or spouse should be informed by what matters to her. I think. What do I know SEF?
Friday, 5 February 2016
Say what!!! Villagers Forced to Donate for President Mugabe's Birthday Bash...
According to News24; Organisers of President Robert Mugabe's 92nd birthday bash are reportedly struggling to raise the proposed $800 000 for the celebrations.
This year's event would be held at Mucheke stadium in Masvingo province on February 28.
According to News Day, the ruling Zanu-PF party youths in the province had resorted to coercing villagers to help fund it.
A human rights advocacy group, Community Tolerance, Reconciliation and Development (Cotrad), alleged that the Zanu-PF youths were forcing villagers to donate $1 per household, while civil servants were being told to donate $3.
"The expensive birthday bash, which is earmarked for Masvingo, is underfunded and the Zanu-PF apparatchiks are now employing thuggish fundraising tactics to raise the money."
Those who resisted faced "unprecedented harassment", Cotrad was quoted saying.
Zanu-PF youth league secretary, Pupurai Togarepi, said they understood the plight of the villagers and would not resort to such tactics.
Togarepi said the party would celebrate the nonagenarian's birthday, whether they had the money or not.
A group established in 1986 to encourage Zimbabwean youths to emulate the nonagenarian's selfless character and leadership qualities, the February 21 movement, recently vowed to make the celebrations the biggest of them all.
Thursday, 4 February 2016
Tuesday, 2 February 2016
Amber rose and Kim Kardashian post same picture on themselves on instagram page..
This picture has caused a stir among their fans as this two are not best of friends. Many of their fans believe they are being played.... As for me if this month had been April and I would have say " it's probably April fools" wink*
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